take it sleazy

if you guys hadn’t notice we are also charlie’s angels and or totally spies btw

dirktier:

axolotls are always so happy like

what are you so happy about punk

usingtimewisely:

the kid who volunteers to read and can’t pronounce 90% of the words.

you don’t know true fear until you walk in on someone using your laptop without your permission 

kiwibutt:

teppelin:

jesus christ I seriously can’t watch Lion King anymore because Nala is giving Simba bedroom eyes and then it clicks that they’re making their sequel baby

SIMBA PUT YOUR LION DICK IN ME, WE NEED TO FRANCHISE THIS SHIT

HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS

exercise? more like extra fries.

you unfollowed me because i am too perfect for you

i know