ADRIAN LUX IS GOING TO BE AT IDENTITY?! OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDD
cockstreetboys: if sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome than i know why everyone calls you handsome
doitsundere: lionessjenna: doitsundere: sure little guy
me-verses-me: pizza-maniac: -everysecond: distinctmemory: clavid: PARKOUR PARKOUR
im-a-walking-paradox: hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
so i found this comic book store near my house and i think i’ll apply there after volleyball season…well there and gamestop mhm gurl
me: ugh why am i so lonely
friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
Anonymous asked: please post a picture in a bra and underwear. you have a hot body.
healthypenis: remember that girl you called whore? she gets paid to have sex because she likes sex and money. that boy you called faggot? he loves dick up his ass. that girl you called fat? she eats more than your family together because she wants to. that guy you called poor? he is poor because he’s too busy running a blog to find a job. that old woman you made fun of on the street? she is just...
Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son?
Son: I smoked weed, dad
Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
Anonymous asked: You are so hot and have a nice body. post a picture in a bra and underwear
yggdrasilly: Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me, Princess!
Cashier: Do you want the receipt?
Me: You too
Anonymous asked: you have a smokin body. just sayin.
Anonymous asked: Knew youd come around. Dats wussup.
Anonymous asked: I just changed my name to Myhand Jenkins. I've got a reservation at the Dinah for vuhjeena! Gimme dat guhl.